I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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