planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
And then he peed in my hair
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