Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Too much gin, very little bucket
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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