Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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