yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.