No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Come share oat with me in your robe
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.