sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
