I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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