Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize
