I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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