just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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