I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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