oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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