I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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