Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
