too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
