The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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