scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We are two peas in an std pod
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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