I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
