i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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