Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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