my vag is so smooth its legendary
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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