Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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