found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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