party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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