another moral hangover. fuck.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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