what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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