Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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