I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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