he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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