I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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