your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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