her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
