i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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