I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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