Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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