it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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