i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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