It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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