the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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