Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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