Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Four minutes until I can fart!
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
