I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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