The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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