how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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