I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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