I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Congratulations! We have a period
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
