god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
