I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
