I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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