She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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