i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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