love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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