You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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