In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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