you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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