I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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